You Should Totally Get One!!!

I recently got a girlfriend. (Your the best babe.) So, I thought it would be funny if I came up with these terrible and stupid lines from movies.
Here’s some example:
"When I was lost in the rain, you were my umbrella." (Worst one)

or
"You found me in the debris of my broken heart." (This one I can actually use. LOL)

or
"You solved my problem of (hate=X, love=U.)" (I don’t know if this makes sense, but I think it’s hilarious.)

(You will not guess how long it took for me to actually come up with these. Also, I don’t mean any insult to anybody, these are just weird thoughts that aren’t fact but hilarious.)

Two Poems I Wrote!!!!!!

The 1st is called Blind:

I wish I could see.
The way the blind do.
No color, no race.
(No discriminating tastes)
To sit amongst the deaf and dumb,
To see and hear the world in it's simplest tone.
As innocent as the young.
So loving as a home.

For sight is an honor.
For hearing is a privilage.
To have both is murder
of peace and prosperity.

Here's the second. It's called Media Star. It's about Anna Nicole Smith

You are hung from string.
Dangled in the ring.
Everyone watches you fall.

Hit the ground with a thud.
Face down in the mud.
You have no friends to call.

The countdown begins
as the crowd sees your sins.
The story unfolds.

10, 9, 8.
You have sealed your fate.
Soul, auctioned and sold.

7, 6, 5.
Time goes by.
Your end is not far.

4, 3, 2, 1
The fire is done.
On the Media Star.

Not done yet.
The stage is set.
For another headline.

Eternally asleep.
Very deep.
Infamous in time.

Women!

They are so confusing.

My Friend's Are Hilarious!

He Was A Friend Of MIne!

My friend, just lost a friend of her's to a drug overdose. She truly loved him and anyone who's a friend of my friends, is a friend of mine. I'm going to visit her tom. I'm not a religious man, but keep your prayers for her and his soul.

Thanks, Billy

It Was Only A Dream...!!!!!!!

So, I recently found another journal that I wrote in 4th grade. And, I never wrote down the assignment, I only wrote my answer. So, my answers were only a sentence or two long, so here are a few. (These were written in 01-02, it passes right by Spet. 11th as if nothing happened.)

1/16/02
(When I first got my glasses)
I would want new eyes so I don't need glasses. I don't like my glasses.

12/11/01
(When did you sin, I think because I went to a catholic skool)
I was wrong when I told my cat I hated him.

12/12/01
(Where would you live, I think)
I would choose to live in Las Vegas so I can gamble.

11/02/01
(No clue)
I wake up.

9/10/01
(I'm guessing a dream, i'm describing)
One day I woke up and discovered that my bed was on the ceiling. I ran downstairs and found that everyroom was upside down. So the whole day I had to stand on the ceiling watching TV.

Coming Into Los Angeles!!!!!!!

My career has taken a magnificent step forward. Television or a tour. Either one would be great and hopefully, some money.

I'll be flying out of JFK on the 20th, missing a day of skool and I don't mind that at all. I was informed my newspaper article was cut in half but this announcement blocks it all out.
I'll be staying with my friends, Lance, Mat, and Neil in there apartment and then i'll be flying back on a red eye on the 23rd, another day missed as I arrive at 6:45am on the 24th.

I'll be performing at the Hollywood Improv on the 22nd, the Kids Of Comedy show hosted by Damon Waynes Jr. It'll be a weird one. I'll also probably be getting up around the Comedy Store as well as other nights at the Improv but I can only hope. Lance works for the Myspace Comedy, putting the featured people and getting to tour with the Secret Stand-Up shows. Neil took my photos in the desert on my Myspace and to the left of this, and Mat was one of the performers I met out in Cali, last time I went out there. So, they all live together and now I'll be joining their fun little group. It's a sitcom waiting to happen