Valentine's Day Massacre!!!!!!

I was just trying to be dramatic!

Anyway, my day was filled with candy, kisses, and candy kisses. True story, my friend's girlfriend is allergic to chocolate so he couldn't eat any, or when they kissed, she would die. No eating in bed for them, because what are they going to do without the chocolate syrup?

I sent in my next comedy article to my high school's newspaper. It's entitled "Tears and Crying On The Campaign Trail!" Yes, it's a Hunter S. Thompson reference. No he doesn't count to the Dylan reference count even though he played Mr. Tambourine Man at his funeral.
(See what I did there)

See you next blog!